| A book recommended in the pisscord: The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett | A book with appealing descriptions of food | A book you've read at least 10 years ago | A red book | A book about a job you’ve wanted |
| A book about a historical time period you aren’t familiar with | A book borrowed from the library: A Game for the Living by Patricia Highsmith | A book with poop or pee in it: The Sluts by Dennis Cooper | A book from an astonishingly long sci-fi or fantasy series | A book about a strange woman: Will There Ever Be Another You by Patricia Lockwood |
| A book with a nonhuman protagonist | A book with an old wooden ship | Any book!: The Listening Walls by Margaret Millar | A book your pet would like | A book you heard about on a podcast |
| A book that you want to tell people you read to impress them | A good book with a bad cover | A book of poetry | A book set in Indiana or by an author from Indiana | A book from the middle of a series you haven’t read the beginning of |
| A book you’ve given as a gift | A book with an average score below 3.0 on Goodreads or Storygraph | A book from the pisscord list of literary postmodernism recs for if you liked house of leaves as a teen | A book by someone with a podcast, Twitch stream, or YouTube channel | A book that is in some way conservative: The King’s War by C.V. Wedgwood |