| A book recommended in the pisscord: Kraken by China Mieville | A book with appealing descriptions of food | A book you've read at least 10 years ago: Interstellar Pig by William Sleator | A red book | A book about a job you’ve wanted |
| A book about a historical time period you aren’t familiar with: Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman | A book borrowed from the library: The Dreams our Stuff is Made Of by Thomas M. Disch | A book with poop or pee in it: Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky | A book from an astonishingly long sci-fi or fantasy series | A book about a strange woman |
| A book with a nonhuman protagonist: Children of Memory by Adrian Tchaikovsky | A book with an old wooden ship | Any book!: The Planiverse by A.K. Dewdney | A book your pet would like | A book you heard about on a podcast |
| A book that you want to tell people you read to impress them | A good book with a bad cover | A book of poetry | A book set in Indiana or by an author from Indiana | A book from the middle of a series you haven’t read the beginning of |
| A book you’ve given as a gift | A book with an average score below 3.0 on Goodreads or Storygraph: Orbducted in the French Quarter by Alta and Chad Dillard | A book from the pisscord list of literary postmodernism recs for if you liked house of leaves as a teen | A book by someone with a podcast, Twitch stream, or YouTube channel: The Hike by Drew Magary | A book that is in some way conservative |