| A book recommended in the pisscord: Annihilation by Jeff Vandermeer | A book with appealing descriptions of food: I Gave You Eyes and You Looked Toward Darkness by Solà, Irene | A book you've read at least 10 years ago: Cain by Jose Saramago | A red book: My Name is Red by Orhan Pamuk | A book about a job you’ve wanted |
| A book about a historical time period you aren’t familiar with: Neapolitan Chronicles by Anna Maria Ortese | A book borrowed from the library: Kingdom Cons by Yuri Herrera | A book with poop or pee in it: Lost Children Archive by Valeria Luiselli | A book from an astonishingly long sci-fi or fantasy series: The Citadel of the Autarch by Gene Wolfe | A book about a strange woman: Good and Evil and other stories by Samanta Schweblin |
| A book with a nonhuman protagonist | A book with an old wooden ship: Glorious Exploits by Ferdia Lennon | Any book!: We Had It Coming by Luke O'Neil | A book your pet would like: The West Passage by Jared Pechaček | A book you heard about on a podcast: Morvern Callar by Alan Warner |
| A book that you want to tell people you read to impress them: The Last Friend by Tahar Ben Jelloun | A good book with a bad cover: Guilty by Anna Kavan | A book of poetry | A book set in Indiana or by an author from Indiana: The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut | A book from the middle of a series you haven’t read the beginning of: Ripley's Game by Patricia Highsmith |
| A book you’ve given as a gift: The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov | A book with an average score below 3.0 on Goodreads or Storygraph: The Silence by Don DeLillo | A book from the pisscord list of literary postmodernism recs for if you liked house of leaves as a teen: Monsieur Pain by Roberto Bolaño | A book by someone with a podcast, Twitch stream, or YouTube channel: Alex Branson's the Money Wars by Alex Branson | A book that is in some way conservative: Abel Sánchez and Other Stories by Miguel de Unamuno |