| A book recommended in the pisscord: Vineland by Thomas Pynchon | A book with appealing descriptions of food | A book you've read at least 10 years ago: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy by John Le Carre | A red book | A book about a job you’ve wanted |
| A book about a historical time period you aren’t familiar with: Forgotten Wars by Henry Reynolds | A book borrowed from the library | A book with poop or pee in it: Kindred by Octavia Butler | A book from an astonishingly long sci-fi or fantasy series | A book about a strange woman |
| A book with a nonhuman protagonist | A book with an old wooden ship | Any book!: The Third Reich in Power by Richard Evans | A book your pet would like | A book you heard about on a podcast |
| A book that you want to tell people you read to impress them: Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë | A good book with a bad cover | A book of poetry | A book set in Indiana or by an author from Indiana | A book from the middle of a series you haven’t read the beginning of |
| A book you’ve given as a gift | A book with an average score below 3.0 on Goodreads or Storygraph | A book from the pisscord list of literary postmodernism recs for if you liked house of leaves as a teen: The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco | A book by someone with a podcast, Twitch stream, or YouTube channel | A book that is in some way conservative |