| A book recommended in the pisscord: In a Lonely Place by Karl Edward Wagner | A book with appealing descriptions of food | A book you've read at least 10 years ago: Returning to Haifa by Ghassan Kanafani | A red book | A book about a job you’ve wanted |
| A book about a historical time period you aren’t familiar with | A book borrowed from the library: The Secret Life of Saeed The Pessoptimist by Emile Habiby | A book with poop or pee in it: The Secret of Ventriloquism by Jon Padgett | A book from an astonishingly long sci-fi or fantasy series | A book about a strange woman |
| A book with a nonhuman protagonist: Bane of the Black Sword by Michael Moorcock | A book with an old wooden ship: A Different Darkness by Luigi Musolino | Any book!: Night's Master by Tanith Lee | A book your pet would like: Islam, Arabs, and the Intelligent World of the Jinn by Amira El Zein | A book you heard about on a podcast |
| A book that you want to tell people you read to impress them | A good book with a bad cover | A book of poetry | A book set in Indiana or by an author from Indiana | A book from the middle of a series you haven’t read the beginning of |
| A book you’ve given as a gift: Hidden Companions by Ahmad Nabil | A book with an average score below 3.0 on Goodreads or Storygraph | A book from the pisscord list of literary postmodernism recs for if you liked house of leaves as a teen | A book by someone with a podcast, Twitch stream, or YouTube channel | A book that is in some way conservative |