| A book recommended in the pisscord | A book with appealing descriptions of food: Sunbirth by An Yu | A book you've read at least 10 years ago | A red book: Strange Houses by Uketsu | A book about a job you’ve wanted |
| A book about a historical time period you aren’t familiar with: Crooked Plow by Itamar Vieira Junior | A book borrowed from the library | A book with poop or pee in it: Paradise Rot by Jenny Hval | A book from an astonishingly long sci-fi or fantasy series | A book about a strange woman: Bloom by Delilah S. Dawson |
| A book with a nonhuman protagonist | A book with an old wooden ship | Any book!: Eros by Zoe Terakes | A book your pet would like: Open Throat by Henry Hoke | A book you heard about on a podcast: Old Soul by Susan Barker |
| A book that you want to tell people you read to impress them | A good book with a bad cover | A book of poetry | A book set in Indiana or by an author from Indiana | A book from the middle of a series you haven’t read the beginning of |
| A book you’ve given as a gift | A book with an average score below 3.0 on Goodreads or Storygraph | A book from the pisscord list of literary postmodernism recs for if you liked house of leaves as a teen | A book by someone with a podcast, Twitch stream, or YouTube channel | A book that is in some way conservative |