| A book recommended in the pisscord | A book with appealing descriptions of food | A book you've read at least 10 years ago: John Dies at the End by Jason Pargin | A red book | A book about a job you’ve wanted |
| A book about a historical time period you aren’t familiar with: A Crane Among Wolves by June Hur | A book borrowed from the library | A book with poop or pee in it | A book from an astonishingly long sci-fi or fantasy series | A book about a strange woman |
| A book with a nonhuman protagonist: Stormbringer by Micheal Moorcock | A book with an old wooden ship: Elric of Melnibone by Micheal Moorcock | Any book! | A book your pet would like | A book you heard about on a podcast |
| A book that you want to tell people you read to impress them | A good book with a bad cover: Seven Blades in Black by Sam Sykes | A book of poetry | A book set in Indiana or by an author from Indiana | A book from the middle of a series you haven’t read the beginning of |
| A book you’ve given as a gift: Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt | A book with an average score below 3.0 on Goodreads or Storygraph | A book from the pisscord list of literary postmodernism recs for if you liked house of leaves as a teen | A book by someone with a podcast, Twitch stream, or YouTube channel: Before We Go Life by Stephen Flavall | A book that is in some way conservative |